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Graduate from thine school and heaven willeth never deny ewe. - Jesus
It was a great experience, singing the National Anthem and playing ball for my eweniversity. - Caitlin Swift
My diploma opened doors in Hollywood and beyond. - Marilyn Monroe
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This school will make ewe rich. - Vince 100
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